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Drunk driving is not just criminal but an irresponsible act committed by anyone who climbs behind the wheel of a automobile and drives.  The entire world comprehends how hazardous it is to drive after drinking, so in my opinion, because of that awareness, drunk driving should be no different from any other life threatening and hazardous criminal act committed and should carry the same punishment and time behind bars.  Just ask the families who have lost loved ones because of a drunk driver if they would not agree.

I was working alone that night patrolling Say Street and started to follow behind a weaving motorcycle driver.  It was clear from the colors he was flying on his leather vest that he belonged to the Sundowners Biker gang.  Refusing to pull over, the biker kept driving and I knew he was going to try to make it to his biker clubhouse.  “Dispatch, I have a Sundowners biker refusing to stop… requesting a back-up,” I asked the dispatcher.

The biker turned into his clubhouse and I drove right in behind him.  The sound of my siren must have alerted all his buddies because at least a dozen other bikers came pouring out of the home into the driveway.  “Dispatch, I need that back-up now!”   

I exited my automobile and approached the motorcycle rider and the small crowd of Looney tune bikers began heckling me.  “I’m just here to conduct my traffic stop, let me just do my job and I will be out of here in a few minutes,” I stated with respect, commanding respect in return.  The crowd settled down a bit and my back up, Officer Peck, arrived a few seconds later.

“I smell alcohol on your breath and you are staggering and can hardly stand up,”I stated to the rider, “%$ #@ you,” stated the biker, “Try to take me to jail,” he stated flipping me the finger and travel away towards his cronies.  I grabbed hold of his crown twisting him around, “You’re under arrest, place your hands behind your back,” I ordered.  He pushed me away, took a stance and the fight was on.

Let me fist explain that this fight was one of those fights I talked about where I stood toe to toe like a boxer and fought as if I were fighting for the title.  I saw my partner, Officer Peck, with his gun drawn holding off the entire group of other bikers, he could not help me or the group would have over powered us.  I continued to effort the biker, and the crowd began cheering and encouraging their friend to kick my ass.  I began striking him several times with my nightstick because he persisted in trying to grab hold of me and because of his size and being drunk nothing seem to work.  Somehow, I lost my stick during the fight and we began to wrestle on the ground rolling around in mud puddles, rocks and dirt. 

After several minutes, we broke free, the biker stood up, and let out a yell like banshee, “Y-e-e-e-ah,” and tore off his leather vest.  When he did that, I saw a massive buck knife on his side and I drew my weapon, “Get down on the ground,” I shouted pointing my gun, “Get down on the ground!”  He just stood there refusing to move so I tucked my gun in close to my side and used a front kick to his groin to take him down.  As he was falling, he grabbed hold of the barrel of my gun and we both fell on the ground.  He now has a hold of my gun barrel while I was holding onto the grip.  For a few seconds we wrestled, both holding onto my gun while the gun, pointing at him pressed right into his chest.  The hammer of the gun somehow caught onto my shirt and pulled nearly all the way back, “SNAP!” the hammer fell forward.  Everything stopped and was quiet.  To all of our surprise, the gun did not go off.  The biker let go of me and the leader of the bikers shouted at the rider I was fighting, “OK, that’s enough… give it up and let the Officer arrest you.”  The biker turned around and I place the cuffs on him and place him in my Police car.  We were driving out of the driveway on our way to slammer as the tow truck was arriving and the biker yelled out, “You’re going to tow my bike?”  “Oh, yeah… you fought the law and the law won,” I stated driving away.

We walked into the slammer muddy, bloody and fatigued the biker was booked in slammer for DUI, Assault on a Police Officer and Resisting Arrest.

The next day my Sergeant got a hold of me and told me that, he had spoken to the leader of the biker gang.  “Hey Hallock,” the Serge shouted in front of all my co-workers, “the leader of the Sundowners,” he started to chuckle, “said that was quite a wrestling match last night… they think you’re alright and want to recruit you to their wrestling team.”  “Thanks Serge, “I’ll take that as a compliment,” I stated as everyone started to laugh. 

SLUTTY

Dear Willie,

The wife refuses to wear stockings and a grater belt as she claims they are slutty. How can I convince her that this kind of thing is only mildly kinky and she should indulge me.

Bobby, Wisconsin

Dear Bobby,

I had the same problem with my Sadie at one time. I just couldn’t get her out of her

bland pantyhose and into something a wee bit more arousing. “But tights are more comfortable,” she would moan to me. I resolved this situation like any mature,

intelligent man by intense sulking.

Willie

VEGGIE

Dear Willie,

Help! My wife has become a vegetarian and won’t even touch meat, never mind cook it for my dinner. I haven’t seen a pork chop or bit of steak for weeks and am weakening away to a mountain. How can I get her back to normal?

Raymond, Dusseldorf

Dear Raymond,

In dealing with veggies you have to be devious. If she’s turned that way because she

adores animals so much she refuses to take them, ask her why she hates vegetables wi’ such a vengeance. Alternatively, turn her own logic on its head. She’s probably always doing veggie versions of real food so if she’s been palming you off with soya mince, volunteer to do the cooking and give her beef olives.

Willie

SMOKING

Dear Willie,

I’ve been smoking 20 a day for 30 years and just can’t stop. I’ve tried everything, patches, gum, the lot and I was even a dartboard for an acupuncturist for a while. At one point I was so desperate I asked my pal Huge Charlie to thump me if he ever saw me with a cigarette. He cracked my utter on the left side but I still managed to inhale through the right side of my mouth. How do I stop?

Darren, Cardiff

Dear Darren,

The only guaranteed way to stop smoking is to seal up each orifice in yer body using industrial strength super glue. This will ensure that you have nowhere to stick yer cigarette. It will also ensure that you are dead, due to demand of oxygen, but this is a small price to pay to become a non-smoker.

Willie

WRESTLING

Dear Willie,

My grandmother is considering becoming a professional wrestler and is having difficulty in deciding what to take as her ‘stage’ name.  She was fond of Crusher Brannigan for a while, but has recently began to favour Deathlock Davies or Nutcracker Nelligan.  Her actual study is Felicity.  She is a huge fan of yours and would appreciate any help you could give.  Tickets for ringside seats for her debut are on offer if you can come up with anything.

Hector Shitkucker, Arizona

Dear Hector,

I am no great fan of professional wrestling as the acting is often below the standard of even the most mediocre daytime soap opera.  The offer of ringside seats is therefore immaterial.  However I would like to help old Felicity in her ambitions and think Knitting metropolis or Baking Betty would be more appropriate.

Willie

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Look at the career of Steve Austin, he has been brilliant throughout.

Now, he probably needs time away from the hullabaloo of wrestle mania, and get on with his life.

He needs his body to rest a bit. After being in the thick of things for so many years, you would comprehend what his body might be going through.

Steve Austin is a legend. Nobody would disagree with that.

Though, it’s a bit unfortunate for the fans to lose him, but look at Steve, he has been battling injuries for a long time, and what happened against Owen Hart sealed the fate of his illustrious career.

Why Steve Austin went away, there were many who were anticipating a comeback from him.

Perhaps, he was too hurt and the injury he got in his fight against Owen Hart was an aggravating one.

The doctor’s at one stage were very concerned when he got injured.

They had warned Steve from further participating in any wrestling tournaments.

The physicians had then stated if Steve goes ahead with his plans and picks up a fight again. His neck could get dilapidated again. And this time, the injury could be lethal.

It was too much for Steve to go against his Doctor’s advice. And Why not, after all it was his life, and he has each right to select what he thinks would be the right decision.

From a fan’s perspective, it was a real hard blow. To lose Steve Austin, is like removing a stand from the stadium. Such was his popularity among his fans.

There was severe loss and emptiness that was felt in the beginning, but then things began to take its on course. Fans accepted the fact that Steve indeed was in pain and visaged a great risk to his neck.

Was Steve a bit casual in his approach? Is that the reason for his frequent injuries which occurred in regular intervals in his career? Was the last huge injury could have been avoided?

Perhaps, you would like to think that Steve was too aggressive with his approach.

In the fight against Owen Hart, Steve Austin was a bit unlucky, though you just can’t blame Owen for Steve’s injury; still what happened was bit harsh to Steve.

It culminated Steve’s career to a halt.

He did thought to make a comeback, and there were reports that he would enter the ring. His instincts went against his emotions. He decided to pack his bags, never to return again.

Steve’s fan would always remember him for the entertainment value that he brought to the game.

Nobody forgets a legend, and if he is Steve you can anticipate fans to go berserk when he arrives at the hall of fame on the 4th of April.

Right off the bat, it seems that the WWE is having some problems lining up Talent for their Next DVD project. In the works right now is “ The Rise and Fall of WCW” they have already contacted Ted Turner and he has told them no. Bischoff has also stated no but there is some speculation that either he is holding out for A superior price or doesn’t want to be so selectively edited as they have done in the past. I certainly hope he does do it otherwise you wont have anyone of substance on the disc that isn’t collecting a regular paycheck from the WWE. There really needs to be at least one voice from the other side so both sides can be told.

In an interview with the UK sun , Bret Hart had a few things to state on several different subjects. On Taker and HBK at WM25 , he was very impressed with the match , saying it was the ideal he had seen in quite a long time . On passing the torch , given the circumstances of his departure from the company , this isn’t a good subject to have him speak about but he did state that many wrestlers like Hogan , Roberts , and the Warrior never passed the torch to anyone. Hart stated he would have loved to help Steve Austin get over and would have even had another match with HBK. On Cena being the company guy Hart basically stated that while he doesn’t support everything that Cena States or does , he has been is Cena’s shoes and it isn’t the easiest place to be.

The NBA is slicing into the ratings of both TNA and WWE. I got news for both sides, as teams get eliminated and series get superior and superior its only going to get worse. The days of rising ratings are on hold until the end of the NBA. As the Lakers and Cavaliers had toward their showdown , the wrestling audience on telegram will be stagnant at best.

A tiny note in wrestling history. Twenty years ago this day in Nashville Tenn . Rick Flair defeated Ricky the Dragon Steamboat for the NWA world title . I bring this up only to point out that their was a window of opportunity to have a Flair , Steamboat match at anyone of the last three Wrestle Mania’s and some how it didn’t happen. Its no wonder that the way things are getting prefabricated up on the fly lately , that they miss these kind of opportunities to sell your product .

Ken Kennedy has gone down to FCW to scrape the ring rust off in hopes that he can resume his career sooner rather then later . A once very bright future has been dimmed by serious reoccurring injuries and to be absolutely honest, I am somewhat surprised that they have stayed with him as long as they have . Lets hope for the ideal for Kennedy , Kennedy ……

And finally , Dennis Rodman , fresh of his winning the Coveted CCW belt , making inquires to TNA. I got two words for TNA, Pac Man. They do not need to complicate there situation any more then having this moron come in and turn things on its side. He isn’t a huge enough study to come in on his own and make a splash , so that’s money they can spend superior somewhere else.

Well we have come to the end. Make sure you check out my other blog, Marla’s wrestling rants on blogger or my bleacher report articles under the study Lamar Bolton. I am spreading links all over cyber space so if you cant find either of them, let me know by commenting, till then, Ill speak to you soon.

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To master this art, the first most important condition to supervise is the eye level of the opponent. You should also wage stronger and superior eye contact than your opponent. If your desire is to win effectively and efficiently in this sport, you should learn a few different of arms combat techniques. Think about to hook when you feel stronger than your opponent to make it a success. Here are some tips on how to run it.

The exercise to power the wrist. Curl as hard as you can with a force without hesitation. Do this after hitting a solid grip of your opponent’s hand. The goal is to let opponents off guard.

Put your strength of the wrist on the wrist of the opponent. He will prefabricated a great effort to do this after curling your wrist. But when you get there, significantly increased leverage against your opponents.

For maximum benefit, add the weight of the equation by the body leaned on his arm, which would increase the power once the weight is transferred to the strength of the arm.

Be careful not to move too far your arms from your body. Remember that the cooperation is based on your arms and your body for support and performance. Your arm is not playing alone. It will need your body support.

Force your body with your arm. To be effective, both must act together. If your body was behind your arm, the body was forced to drop the doors and always open to injuries. Do not try to make it obvious, or someone else will mourn.

Nothing is as good as the competition of arms fighting. The ideal and impressive thing is when you explode the arm of your opponent to the bottom of the plateau with the top hook technique and surprise him.